Joke of the Day

Child1: Tujhe Sharam ni Aati Tere Papa Tailor Hai Aur Teri Shirt Fatti Hai....

Child2: Sharam ki Baat To Ye Hai ki Tere Papa Dentist Hai Aur Tera Bhai Bina Dant Ke Paida Hua.....:))))))))

Boys Require 100% Talent to Get a Job.

But

Girls Require Only 4% and Remaining

( 36 )
 )24(
( 36 )

96% Complete ;)

So Boys be ready for lot of Struggle :))))))))

Joke of the Day

1 Din Santa Bazar Gaya,
1 Chor Uska Mobile Lekar Bhaag Gaya, Santa Piche Bhaaga Fir Ruk Gaya Aur Chillaya....!!!


Leja Bhai Charger Lene Aayega na Tab Pakdunga :))))))))))

Quote of the Day

Time can turn at any time, don't devalue anyone in life. We may be powerful but time is more powerful than us !!

Heart Touching Shayari

Aap Udas Ho To Meri Hassi Mang Lena,

Koi Gum Ho To Meri Khushi Mang Lena,

Khuda Aapko 100 Saal ki Zindgi De,

1 Bhi Pal Kam Pde To Meri Zindgi Mang Lena !!!!!

Happy Valentine's Day Friends

Most Beautiful Wishes For Your Someone Special on This Loving Valentine's Day

Joke of the day

A student attached 1000 Rs note to his exam answer sheet & wrote :

"Re.10 for 1 mark"
Paper was checked by Santa
.
.
.
He sent him Rs.720 back & wrote:
"U got 28 marks, keep the balance".

Steve Jobs' last words:

Dear Punjabis,
Please note that
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.
.
.
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iPill is not our product
and
iPad is not a sanitary napkin!

PIZZA always confuses me:

- Square box
- Round pizza
- Triangle slices

Golden Words

Tajurba Insaan ko Galat Faisle Se Bachata Hai...


But


Tajurba Galat Faisle Se Hi Hasil Hota hai :)

Understanding a Girl is like Downloading a 2GB file with 2 Kbps speed and when you have downloaded 99%, you will get an error....

"Unrecognized Format"  :)))))))))

GOOD THOUGHT

Nothing can be changed by
changing the face
BUT....
Everything can be changed by
facing the change!

Friendship Quote

All I do may be wrong, all I feel may be stupid, all I say may be nonsense. But I know I sound right when I say,"You are a wonderful friend of mine"

Height of Fashion

A Six Months Old Baby Boy Goes to a Huggies Outlet Centre and Ask...?


"Dude Levis Ka Low Waist Nappy Aaya Kya?"  :))))))

True Lines

Life is nothing when we get everything

BUT

Life is everything when we miss something

Real value of people will be realized only in their absence.

Nice Thought

Kissing is best practice for lips.It keeps the lips 

WET

SOFT

FLEXIBLE

&

REDDISH PINK

So Always keep kissing
to
SWEET CHILDREN ONLY  ;)))))

Heart Touching Lines

"Ek Arse Baad Mile Toh Mera Naam Puchh Liya Usne ,

Bichhadte Waqt Jisne Kha Tha Tumhari Bahut Yaad Aayegi !!"

FRIENDS

On the shore of life,friends are like waves.
They come and go but
They touch in such a way that a
Feeling of closenes always
Remain forever......!!

FUNNY LINES

ZINDAGI Me Sda Muskrate Rho,
Fasle Kum Kro ,Dil Milate Rho,
Dard Kaisa bhi Ho, Koi Gum Na Kro,
IODEX Khrido , Aur Lagate Rho.

TRUE FACT

"EVERY great success is an
ACCUMULATION of thousands of
ordinary efforts that no one
else see or appreciates."