Joke of the day

संता को केबीसी खेलने का मौका मिला...

वह हॉट सीट पर पहुंचा तो उससे एक सवाल पूछा गया...

जवाब मालूम नहीं होने पर संता ने अपनी मां का फोन किया...

संता: हैलो मां, मैं संता बोलू रहा हूं केबीसी से...

मेरे पिता जी का नाम क्या है...

मां: सवाल कितने रुपए का है...

संता: एक हजार रुपए का...

मां: रहने दे बेटा क्विट कर ले...

एक हजार रुपए के लिए घर में तलवारे चल जाएंगी...!!! :)))))))

Happy Independence Day

Wishing you very Happy Independence Day to my all INDIAN Friends :)




Today Quote

life asked death,''why do people love me but hate u?'' death responded,'' because you are a beautiful lie and i am a painful truth

Shayari Time

Dua Mile Doston Se, Saath Mile Apno Se...
Khushiya Mile Jag Se, Rehmat Mile Rab Se...
Pyar Mile Sab Se, Yahi Dua Hai Rab Se...Ki Aap Khush Rhe Sab Se....!!!

Santa Joke Jone

Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & dragged Jeeto with his jaws. 
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him! 
Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.  :)))))

Happy Holi

Wish you all very very happy colorful HOLI in advance friends


Shayari Time

Aankho se ashko ki barsat hoti hai,
Judai me kya din aurnkya raat hoti hai,
Kaash judai ka ehsas usi waqt ho jaye,
Jab kisi se mohabbat ki shuruaat hoti hai......

Shayari Time

Tu Nahi To Zindgi Me Kya Reh Jayega,
Door Tak Tanhaiyo Ka Silsila Reh Jayega,
Har Kadam Pe Saath Chalna e Dost,
Warna Tera Ye Dost Tanha Reh Jayega .....!!!

Joke of the Day

Ek Ladka-Ladki Hotel Mein Gye...
Waiter: Kya Lenge...??
Ladki: Sabjiyo Wali Gujiya le aao!!
Waiter: What??
Ladka: Ye BIHARAN Hai...MOMOS Maang Rahi Hai....:)))))))

True Lines

Kya Aap Jante Hai Ki Duniya Ka Sabse Mehnga Liquid Kaunsa Hai ?

Answer is "AANSU"

Kyun Ki Usme Sirf 1% Pani Aur 99% Feelings Hoti Hai :)
Patni Mobile
Pati Simcard
Dono Mile to hua Recharge
Beta hua to Incoming
Beti hui to Outgoing
and Agar Kuch bhi na hua to Network Problem  :)))))))))

Joke of the Day

Sardar se puchha gya "Akal bdi ya Bhains?"
Sardar Totally Confuse ho gya aur kuch der baad bola...

"TUSSI SAALEO MENNU ULLU SAMJHDE HO!" Date of Birth ta dassi ni. :))))))))))

Joke of the Day

Child1: Tujhe Sharam ni Aati Tere Papa Tailor Hai Aur Teri Shirt Fatti Hai....

Child2: Sharam ki Baat To Ye Hai ki Tere Papa Dentist Hai Aur Tera Bhai Bina Dant Ke Paida Hua.....:))))))))
Boys Require 100% Talent to Get a Job.

But

Girls Require Only 4% and Remaining

( 36 )
 )24(
( 36 )

96% Complete ;)

So Boys be ready for lot of Struggle :))))))))

Joke of the Day

1 Din Santa Bazar Gaya,
1 Chor Uska Mobile Lekar Bhaag Gaya, Santa Piche Bhaaga Fir Ruk Gaya Aur Chillaya....!!!


Leja Bhai Charger Lene Aayega na Tab Pakdunga :))))))))))

Quote of the Day

Time can turn at any time, don't devalue anyone in life. We may be powerful but time is more powerful than us !!

Heart Touching Shayari

Aap Udas Ho To Meri Hassi Mang Lena,
Koi Gum Ho To Meri Khushi Mang Lena,
Khuda Aapko 100 Saal ki Zindgi De,
1 Bhi Pal Kam Pde To Meri Zindgi Mang Lena !!!!!

Happy Valentine's Day Friends


Most Beautiful Wishes For Your Someone Special on This Loving Valentine's Day










Joke of the day

A student attached 1000 Rs note to his exam answer sheet & wrote :

"Re.10 for 1 mark"
Paper was checked by Santa
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He sent him Rs.720 back & wrote:
"U got 28 marks, keep the balance".
Steve Jobs' last words:

Dear Punjabis,
Please note that
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iPill is not our product
and
iPad is not a sanitary napkin!
PIZZA always confuses me:

- Square box
- Round pizza
- Triangle slices

Golden Words

Tajurba Insaan ko Galat Faisle Se Bachata Hai...


But


Tajurba Galat Faisle Se Hi Hasil Hota hai :)

Dedicated to My Love