True Lines

Kya Aap Jante Hai Ki Duniya Ka Sabse Mehnga Liquid Kaunsa Hai ?

Answer is "AANSU"

Kyun Ki Usme Sirf 1% Pani Aur 99% Feelings Hoti Hai :)

Patni Mobile

Pati Simcard

Dono Mile to hua Recharge

Beta hua to Incoming

Beti hui to Outgoing

and Agar Kuch bhi na hua to Network Problem  :)))))))))

Joke of the Day

Sardar se puchha gya "Akal bdi ya Bhains?"

Sardar Totally Confuse ho gya aur kuch der baad bola...

"TUSSI SAALEO MENNU ULLU SAMJHDE HO!" Date of Birth ta dassi ni. :))))))))))

Joke of the Day

Child1: Tujhe Sharam ni Aati Tere Papa Tailor Hai Aur Teri Shirt Fatti Hai....

Child2: Sharam ki Baat To Ye Hai ki Tere Papa Dentist Hai Aur Tera Bhai Bina Dant Ke Paida Hua.....:))))))))

Boys Require 100% Talent to Get a Job.

But

Girls Require Only 4% and Remaining

( 36 )
 )24(
( 36 )

96% Complete ;)

So Boys be ready for lot of Struggle :))))))))

Joke of the Day

1 Din Santa Bazar Gaya,
1 Chor Uska Mobile Lekar Bhaag Gaya, Santa Piche Bhaaga Fir Ruk Gaya Aur Chillaya....!!!


Leja Bhai Charger Lene Aayega na Tab Pakdunga :))))))))))

Quote of the Day

Time can turn at any time, don't devalue anyone in life. We may be powerful but time is more powerful than us !!

Heart Touching Shayari

Aap Udas Ho To Meri Hassi Mang Lena,

Koi Gum Ho To Meri Khushi Mang Lena,

Khuda Aapko 100 Saal ki Zindgi De,

1 Bhi Pal Kam Pde To Meri Zindgi Mang Lena !!!!!

Happy Valentine's Day Friends

Most Beautiful Wishes For Your Someone Special on This Loving Valentine's Day

Joke of the day

A student attached 1000 Rs note to his exam answer sheet & wrote :

"Re.10 for 1 mark"
Paper was checked by Santa
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He sent him Rs.720 back & wrote:
"U got 28 marks, keep the balance".

Steve Jobs' last words:

Dear Punjabis,
Please note that
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iPill is not our product
and
iPad is not a sanitary napkin!

PIZZA always confuses me:

- Square box
- Round pizza
- Triangle slices