Sweet Love Quotes, Funny Jokes, Romantic and Sad Shayari and Other Lovers Choices

Joke of the Day

2012-02-16T21:08:00.000-08:00

Child1: Tujhe Sharam ni Aati Tere Papa Tailor Hai Aur Teri Shirt Fatti Hai....

Child2: Sharam ki Baat To Ye Hai ki Tere Papa Dentist Hai Aur Tera Bhai Bina Dant Ke Paida Hua.....:))))))))

2012-02-16T02:48:00.000-08:00

Boys Require 100% Talent to Get a Job.

But

Girls Require Only 4% and Remaining

( 36 )
)24(
( 36 )

96% Complete ;)

So Boys be ready for lot of Struggle :))))))))

Joke of the Day

2012-02-15T18:08:00.000-08:00

1 Din Santa Bazar Gaya,
1 Chor Uska Mobile Lekar Bhaag Gaya, Santa Piche Bhaaga Fir Ruk Gaya Aur Chillaya....!!!

Leja Bhai Charger Lene Aayega na Tab Pakdunga :))))))))))

Quote of the Day

2012-02-13T21:05:00.000-08:00

Time can turn at any time, don't devalue anyone in life. We may be powerful but time is more powerful than us !!

Heart Touching Shayari

2012-02-11T23:23:00.000-08:00

Aap Udas Ho To Meri Hassi Mang Lena,

Koi Gum Ho To Meri Khushi Mang Lena,

Khuda Aapko 100 Saal ki Zindgi De,

1 Bhi Pal Kam Pde To Meri Zindgi Mang Lena !!!!!

Happy Valentine's Day Friends

2012-02-11T23:08:00.000-08:00

Most Beautiful Wishes For Your Someone Special on This Loving Valentine's Day

Joke of the day

2012-02-05T06:13:00.000-08:00

A student attached 1000 Rs note to his exam answer sheet & wrote :

"Re.10 for 1 mark"
Paper was checked by Santa
.
.
.
He sent him Rs.720 back & wrote:
"U got 28 marks, keep the balance".

2012-02-05T06:04:00.000-08:00

Steve Jobs' last words:

Dear Punjabis,
Please note that
.
.
.
.
.

iPill is not our product
and
iPad is not a sanitary napkin!

2012-02-05T06:00:00.000-08:00

PIZZA always confuses me:

- Square box
- Round pizza
- Triangle slices

Golden Words

2012-01-11T03:28:00.000-08:00

Tajurba Insaan ko Galat Faisle Se Bachata Hai...

But

Tajurba Galat Faisle Se Hi Hasil Hota hai :)

2011-09-22T05:27:00.000-07:00

Understanding a Girl is like Downloading a 2GB file with 2 Kbps speed and when you have downloaded 99%, you will get an error....

"Unrecognized Format" :)))))))))

GOOD THOUGHT

2011-04-01T01:56:00.000-07:00

Nothing can be changed by
changing the face
BUT....
Everything can be changed by
facing the change!

Friendship Quote

2011-03-22T21:02:00.000-07:00

All I do may be wrong, all I feel may be stupid, all I say may be nonsense. But I know I sound right when I say,"You are a wonderful friend of mine"

Height of Fashion

2011-03-22T08:59:00.000-07:00

A Six Months Old Baby Boy Goes to a Huggies Outlet Centre and Ask...?

"Dude Levis Ka Low Waist Nappy Aaya Kya?" :))))))

True Lines

2011-03-21T09:08:00.000-07:00

Life is nothing when we get everything

BUT

Life is everything when we miss something

Real value of people will be realized only in their absence.

Nice Thought

2011-03-14T20:58:00.000-07:00

Kissing is best practice for lips.It keeps the lips

WET

SOFT

FLEXIBLE

REDDISH PINK

So Always keep kissing
to
SWEET CHILDREN ONLY ;)))))

Heart Touching Lines

2011-03-08T20:01:00.000-08:00

"Ek Arse Baad Mile Toh Mera Naam Puchh Liya Usne ,

Bichhadte Waqt Jisne Kha Tha Tumhari Bahut Yaad Aayegi !!"

FRIENDS

2011-03-03T22:11:00.000-08:00

On the shore of life,friends are like waves.
They come and go but
They touch in such a way that a
Feeling of closenes always
Remain forever......!!

FUNNY LINES

2011-03-03T20:49:00.000-08:00

ZINDAGI Me Sda Muskrate Rho,
Fasle Kum Kro ,Dil Milate Rho,
Dard Kaisa bhi Ho, Koi Gum Na Kro,
IODEX Khrido , Aur Lagate Rho.

TRUE FACT

2011-03-03T20:44:00.000-08:00

"EVERY great success is an
ACCUMULATION of thousands of
ordinary efforts that no one
else see or appreciates."

GOOD THOUGHT

2011-03-03T20:38:00.000-08:00

Even if you fall on
your face,
you are still moving
FORWARD.

THOUGHT OF THE DAY

2011-03-03T20:34:00.000-08:00

Success is the fight
BETWEEN
you and yourself

Funny Quote

2011-03-01T20:46:00.000-08:00

Before Marriage : Roses are red, Sky is blue, You are beautiful, I love you.
After Marriage : Roses are dead, I have flu, Don't eat my head, Parre mar tu !!!

Nice Lines

2011-02-28T18:47:00.000-08:00

I am weak in maths but i am able to count the minutes which i spent with you !

I am weak in history but i have never seen a sweet heart like you in my whole life !!

SAD FACT OF LIFE

2011-02-27T20:14:00.001-08:00

"It's Tough When
Someone Special Begins
To Ignore You,
BUT
It's Even Tougher To
Pretend That You
Don't Mind..."

NICE THOUGHT

2011-02-27T20:08:00.000-08:00

We spend our days waiting for
The ideal path to appear in
front of us...
BUT
We forget that the path is
Made by Walking
and not by Waiting.

DOSTI

2011-02-24T22:34:00.000-08:00

DOSTO ke bina ZINDAGI viran hoti hai
Akele hr rah sunsan hoti hai
Ek pyre se dost ka hona zaruri hai
kyunki uski DUAAO se hr mushkil Aasan hoti hai.

ZINDAGI

2011-02-24T22:17:00.000-08:00

Zindagi jab kisi dorahe par aati hai,
Ek ajeeb si kashmkash me pad jati hai.
Chunte hain hum kisi ek rah ko,
Par dusre rah ki yaden shayed ZINDAGI ban jati hain.

GREAT LINES

2011-02-24T21:50:00.000-08:00

Life can b happier and
Stress-free
If we remember 1 simple
Thought:
We can't have all that we
Desire,
but GOD will give us all that we
Deserve......

Hard Fact To Digest

2011-02-24T20:23:00.000-08:00

Whatever relation you buildup
in this world,
the only thing that remains
at last is the loneliness
with lots n lots of memories.

Joke of the Day

2011-02-24T19:59:00.000-08:00

1 Ladki , Ladka se puchti he, "Batao Bache kaise hote hai ?"

Arey sharmao mat bataona

Ladka chup?

Ladki : Arey bewkuf Itna bhi nahi pta

Bache shararati hote hai :))))))))))))

GOOD LINES FOR LIFE

2011-02-24T19:43:00.000-08:00

"EVERYBODY seems to be special
At first sight

BUT

ONLY very FEW will remain special
to u till your sight.."

BEAUTIFUL LINES

2011-02-24T19:06:00.000-08:00

A Great thinker was asked
What is the meaning of LIFE?
He replied-
"LIFE itself has no meaning, LIFE is an OPPORTUNITY to
Create a meaning".

Beautiful Line

2011-02-23T20:13:00.000-08:00

Beautiful Line Written at Petrol Pump

"AVOID GIRL FRIENDS, IT SAVES 90% PETROL " :)))))))))

Funny Quote

2011-02-23T20:07:00.000-08:00

Whenever a BOY makes any important decision, he closes his eyes, thinks a lot, listens to his heart, uses his brain

and

Finally does what his GIRL FRIEND says.....:D

Funny Quote

2011-02-22T19:02:00.000-08:00

Arranged marriage is "While you are walking unfortunately a snake bite you"

BUT

Love marriage is dancing in front of you a cobra and saying "Chuma Chuma de de" :))))

Happy Valentine Day

2011-02-14T08:17:00.000-08:00

THOUGHT OF THE DAY

2011-02-13T20:43:00.000-08:00

If we both exchange 1 rupee,
we both have 1 rupee each,

BUT,

If we exchange 1 GOOD Thought,
we both have 2 GOOD Thoughts..

TRUE LINES

2011-02-13T20:03:00.000-08:00

"HOPE & END" r always
there for EVERYONE..,
It depends on US how
we deal with them.,
like
'A HOPELESS END'
OR
'AN ENDLESS HOPE'.....

True Lines

2011-02-10T21:59:00.000-08:00

When GOD pushes U to the
EDGE OF DIFFICULTY,
Trust HIM Fully.......
Bcoz only Two things can hapn
Either He'll catch U when U fall,
Or He'll teach U how to Fly...

Good Thought

2011-02-10T21:33:00.000-08:00

Past is a WASTE paper,
Present is a NEWS paper,
Future is a QUESTION paper,
LIFE is an ANSWER paper,
SO CAREFULLY READ AND WRITE.

NICE LINES

2011-02-10T19:14:00.000-08:00

Missing you gets easier every day because
Even though it's one day further from the
LAST Time we saw each other
AND
it's one day CLOSER to the NEXT Time
We will MEET..!!!

NICE QUOTE

2011-02-10T18:55:00.000-08:00

Nothing is interesting,
If u r not INTERESTED..!!!

Happy Promise Day Friends

2011-02-10T09:45:00.000-08:00

TECHNOLOGY IMPACT

2011-02-09T20:22:00.000-08:00

IN year 2050 father angrily to his L.K.G kid:-

"I told you a hundred times , you were really born

NOT DOWNLOADED.....!!!!"

Happy Teddys Day Friends

2011-02-09T20:07:00.000-08:00

BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT

2011-02-09T20:01:00.000-08:00

Life is not just waiting for someone

who is made for YOU.

BUT,

Life is living for someone

who lives because of YOU.

Today's Quote

2011-02-09T19:52:00.000-08:00

Life is like a three pages of book

First Page "Birth"
Last Page "Death"
Center Page "Empty"

So Fill it with Smile, Love, Faith & Enjoy the Life!!

BEST THOUGHT

2011-02-09T19:36:00.000-08:00

If you stand for a Reason, Be Prepared to Stand ALONE
Like a TREE.

If u Fall on Ground, Fall as SEED That GROWS
Back to FIGHT Again.

TODAY'S QUOTE

2011-02-09T00:02:00.000-08:00

A Women is completely harmless and doesn't believe in violence

only until her nail polish gets dry.......!!!!!:-)

Funny joke

2011-02-08T23:59:00.000-08:00

Ek Budi Mar Gyi

Ladies Ron Lagia, "Bebe kithe gyi, jithe na dhup na cha, na roti na sabzi, na bijli na pani'

Santa Bante nu- "Yar dekhi budi kite sade ghar ta ni chali gai" :))

Most Touching Reply

2011-02-01T09:28:00.000-08:00

A Boy Says,"I LOVE YOU" To A Girl.
But The Girl Says That She Likes Someone Else.
Boy Got Sad & After Few Seconds, Looks At Girls & Says,

"BAANDRI" :))))

2011-01-31T08:44:00.000-08:00

Heart is bottle of perfume.If you never open it nobody knows the fragrance inside it.If kept open always, you loose your fragrance.So open it wisely for somebody worth.

Today's Quote

2011-01-31T08:36:00.000-08:00

Once when i feel i am avoided by someone, I never disturb them again because da1 who thinks i am disturbing them will never know how much i can for them.

2010-12-31T04:18:00.001-08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR FRIENDS

2010-12-31T04:17:00.000-08:00

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Friends

2010-12-20T04:49:00.000-08:00

Breakup Tips

2010-11-24T08:54:00.000-08:00

How to create the biggest doubt in your lover's mind for you?
Very Simple :)

Just suddenly SMS him/her
Saying-
"I Love You too"
;))))))))))))))))

Strange but True

2010-09-28T21:27:00.000-07:00

A great proverb which will really make you think..

DAY BY DAY NOTHING CHANGES BUT WHEN YOU LOOK BACK EVERYTHING DIFFERENT

What is Unreasonable Demand?

2010-09-16T04:03:00.000-07:00

Two south African's wearing black suits and standing in front of a white wall and asking for a colored photograph :)))))

Most Innocent Prayer

2010-09-16T03:57:00.000-07:00

A little girl was praying on her birthday "Oh Lord on this birthday of mine please send clothes for all those poor women in my brother's Laptop." :)

Suspense of life

2010-09-15T21:27:00.000-07:00

You always know "For Whom" you are praying but you never know "The person who is praying for you!"

2010-09-10T09:20:00.000-07:00

I hate it when someone hurts my friends. not because i feel for them but because when they are hurt, they become sad and when they become sad....

Saale bahut bakwaas karte hai :))))))

Joke of the Day

2010-09-10T09:08:00.000-07:00

AUTOWALA -- Saab! 30 Rupee hue.

Santa -- le 15 rupee.

AUTOWALA -- Saab ye to beimani hai

Santa -- abe beimani kaisi???? Saale tu bhi to baith ke aaya hai..aadhe tu de :)))

Most Painful Moments in Life

2010-09-10T09:00:00.000-07:00

1) Loving friend avoiding you without reason.

2) Dear one suddenly stop messaging you.

3) Friends calling on Birthday but not wishing.

4) The person whom you never forget in life forgets you permanently.

5) Attending the marriage of lover.

Nice Quote

2010-08-24T02:55:00.000-07:00

When someone cares for us, we think they are boring us.

But when we really need them, someone else have already liked their boring care ....:)

Funny Lines

2010-08-17T10:26:00.000-07:00

A Frog asked an Astrologer "Please tell my future"

Astrologer: A young smart girl will touch you.

Frog: Wow! great!! but when and where?

Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab :)))))))))

2010-07-29T10:39:00.000-07:00

MY RESOLUTIONS FOR SECOND YEAR OF COLLEGE:

1. I won't take cell phones to class

on Saturdays and Sundays! :)))

2. I will study the topics every night

before each exam! :)))

3. I will listen to the lectures carefully

only when they are about holidays! :)))

4. I will not encourage mass bunk

when i am already on leave! :)))

5. I will not let my friends do the ragging

alone! :)))

2010-07-28T09:17:00.000-07:00

Height of "Ohh Shit.." like situation.

A guy takes blade and writes his girlfriend name on his arm.

makes a spelling mistake....:))))

Beautiful Lines

2010-07-27T09:46:00.000-07:00

A man asked God,"I Want Peace"
God replied,"Remove the 'I', that is Ego; Remove the 'Want', that is Desire; and 'Peace' will be automatically yours."

Today's Quote

2010-07-22T09:02:00.000-07:00

Here's a line that very few understand :

Tears don't come when you miss a person.

But it comes when you don't want to miss a person....!!!

Funny but True

2010-07-15T11:06:00.000-07:00

In the corridors of mall why do boys hold hands of their girlfriend because if they will leave then girl will run away in shops for shopping.It looks romantic but its economic...:)))

For My Best Buddies

2010-07-14T09:41:00.000-07:00

Someday if i die.

Don't think i left you.

Just have look towards the sky,

My tear will be a raindrop on your cheek to say

I Still Miss You !!!

My True Friends

2010-07-08T10:25:00.000-07:00

My Life means alot to me...Not because i love my life but because i love the peoples in my life.

World Says, They are called "Friends" but i call them my "World"

Beautifull Lines

2010-07-07T10:31:00.000-07:00

God : Why is your heart bleeding?

Girl: Because i am writing on it the name of the boy whom i love

God: But why??

Girl: Because you forget to write his name in my destiny.....!!!

Joke of the Day

2010-07-07T10:19:00.000-07:00

Teacher: What is your father?
Santa: I.C.S. in Summer & P.C.S. in Winter.
Teacher: What's that?
Santa: Ice Cream Seller in Summer & Pakoda Chai Seller in Winter :)))

Today's Quote

2010-07-06T00:49:00.000-07:00

Agar zindagi ke mod par jab tumhe koi faisla karna ho to apne dil ki baat suno, Kyunki dil bhale hee "LEFT" me ho magar decision hmesha "RIGHT" hota hai.

Sweet Quote

2010-06-29T11:34:00.000-07:00

An Aeroplane is Always Safe at Ground But It's not Made for That.

So Always Take Some Meaningful Risks in Life to Achieve Great Pleasure...!!

Today's Quote

2010-06-29T11:29:00.000-07:00

We can live without religion and meditation but we can not survive without human affection...

Sad Shayari

2010-06-29T01:13:00.000-07:00

Fer ohi gum,ohi sham,te shraab ohi,Mere naal teri purani yaad ohi..

Ek din aiwen sajjan mil baithe,Khulli mohabataan d purani kitab ohi..

Nazar tk k usnu takdiyaan hi reh gayian,dilkash hasina da katil andaaz ohi,

Mai ta aiwen hi puchh baitha swaal ik,Mera swaal ohi te usda jawab ohi...!!!

Always Think Positive

2010-06-29T01:10:00.000-07:00

In life,if people criticize you,hurts you,shouts at you,don't be bothered....Just remember "in every game audience make the noise,not the players"..

Shayari Time

2010-06-29T01:05:00.000-07:00

Ik dil c ohnu de dita,Nit na dil wtaye jande,

Eh rooh de sodhe hunde ne,nahi jisma naal nibhae jande,

Jo vas jande is dil andar o yar ni kde bhulaye jande..

Today's Quote

2010-06-29T01:01:00.000-07:00

Distances never separate any relation,time never breaks any relation..if feelings are true from heart then friends are always friends forever!

Shayari Time

2010-06-20T23:42:00.000-07:00

Jis aas te khadi hove zindgi,oh aas na chknachur hove,

Kehna pave apne aap nu doshi,banda ina na kde majbur hove,

Ohde haase te kde na shuk kariye,jehda hasna he dastoor hove,

Jo sache dilon kise di khushi mange,rubba oss dil ton khushi kde naa door hove..

Today's Quote

2010-04-28T20:27:00.001-07:00

Troubles are a part of our life, If you don't share them with some one whom you love and whom you care.

You are taking away a chance for them to love you...

Today's Quote

2010-04-22T20:49:00.000-07:00

A good communicator not only knows what to speak, how to speak, when to speak, but also knows when to be silent and listen.

A Little But Sweet Love Story

2010-04-21T11:20:00.000-07:00

Girl: Dekh maine naya cell liya,

Boy: Waah, Chal "Taj" me Party de,

In Evening, They went to "Taj Palace Hotel",

After Completion Dinner...

Boy: Oye...How did you manage money for this kind of hotel?

Girl: Cell bech diya, tere se zyada kya hai mere liye dumbo...:))))

Joke of the Day

2010-04-19T09:32:00.000-07:00

Girl: Dear What the Difference between personal and secret?

Boy: Dear, You are my lover that is personal and your friend is also my lover.That is secret....:))))

True Words

2010-04-13T21:07:00.000-07:00

Coins always make sound, But the currency notes are always silent. So, when your value increases, Keep yourself calm and silent.

Today's Quote

2010-04-12T20:58:00.000-07:00

Your Problem is never really your problem; Your reaction to your problem is your problem

Today's Quote

2010-04-09T03:33:00.001-07:00

Lips don't join when you say "I LOVE YOU", try it..its the sign of DISTANCE.

But

When you say "FRIENDSHIP" lips will join, Its a sign of togetherness.

Today's Quote

2010-03-29T21:04:00.000-07:00

Relation are not an exam to pass or fail, Its not a competition to win or lose.
Its a feeling in which you care for someone more than yourself..!!!!

Nvr Ignore Any Msg

2010-03-24T23:21:00.000-07:00

ITZ TRUE STORY.
Dere Ws A Guy Who Was Tired Of Reading His Gf's Msgs Wch Always Contaned I Luv U,Mis U Or Hve U Taken Ur Meal?????etc..1 Nite While Layng On Bed He Rcvd Msg From Her Bt He Did Nt Bother 2 Read It N Went 2 sleep...Nxt Day He Got A Call from His Gf's Mom Saying Dat "Her Daughter Killd Last Nyt"He Den Read Da Msg In Wch It Was Written""Honey Plz Cum Here N Help Sum1 's Following Me"Dis Is D Msg 2 Boys & Girls Who R In Luv Nvr Ignore Any Msg ...Spcly from ur Luvd 1s...Read it...Wen U Rcv It..

Teri Ulfat

2010-03-24T23:19:00.000-07:00

Teri Ulfat Ko Kabhi Nakkam Na Hone Denge,
Tere Pyaar Ko Kabhi Badnaam Naa Hone Denge,
Meri Zindagi Mein Kabhi Suraj Nikle Naa Nikle,
Teri Zindagi Mein Kabhi Shaam Naa Hone Denge.

Sweet Insult

2010-03-23T21:01:00.000-07:00

Ek Ladka gadhe ke samne gir gya.Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kha "Apne bade bhai ke pair chhu rahe ho?"
Ladka : Ji Bhabi Ji :)))

Height of Innocence

2010-03-23T20:54:00.000-07:00

A girl praying on new year eve, "Dear Lord this new year please send clothes for those poor ladies who are in my friend's laptop...:)"

Joke of the Day

2010-03-23T11:26:00.000-07:00

(Raam Lela shuru hon ton pehla)

Ravan: Ram 1 bidi dede.
Ram: chal-chal, apna bandal khridla

(Raam lela shuru hon to baad)

Ram: Ravan, Seeta dede
Ravan: kyu tu bidi diti c :))))

Today's Quote

2010-03-22T21:30:00.000-07:00

Every person around you is going to heart you. At some point of time, but its upto you to decide what is important, the PAIN or the PERSON.

Nice Lines

2010-03-22T03:32:00.000-07:00

Phool se pucha gaya "tune to di hai khushbu tujhe kya mila?" Phool ne kha - "Dene k badle lena to vyapar hai, Jo dekar bhi kuch na mange vahi to PAYAR hai..!!!"

Joke of the Day

2010-03-18T11:44:00.000-07:00

Santa: My wife died yesterday..I am trying to cry but tears are not coming out,what to do?
Banta: No Problem...Just Imagine she came back :)))))