Showing posts with label Santa Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Santa Jokes. Show all posts
Santa Joke Jone
Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & dragged Jeeto with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can't. I ran out of film. :)))))Joke of the Day
Sardar se puchha gya "Akal bdi ya Bhains?"
Sardar Totally Confuse ho gya aur kuch der baad bola...
Joke of the Day
1 Din Santa Bazar Gaya,
1 Chor Uska Mobile Lekar Bhaag Gaya, Santa Piche Bhaaga Fir Ruk Gaya Aur Chillaya....!!!
Leja Bhai Charger Lene Aayega na Tab Pakdunga :))))))))))
1 Chor Uska Mobile Lekar Bhaag Gaya, Santa Piche Bhaaga Fir Ruk Gaya Aur Chillaya....!!!
Leja Bhai Charger Lene Aayega na Tab Pakdunga :))))))))))
Joke of the day
A student attached 1000 Rs note to his exam answer sheet & wrote :
"Re.10 for 1 mark"
Paper was checked by Santa
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He sent him Rs.720 back & wrote:
"U got 28 marks, keep the balance".
"Re.10 for 1 mark"
Paper was checked by Santa
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He sent him Rs.720 back & wrote:
"U got 28 marks, keep the balance".
Funny joke
Ek Budi Mar Gyi
Ladies Ron Lagia, "Bebe kithe gyi, jithe na dhup na cha, na roti na sabzi, na bijli na pani'
Santa Bante nu- "Yar dekhi budi kite sade ghar ta ni chali gai" :))Joke of the Day
AUTOWALA -- Saab! 30 Rupee hue.
Santa -- le 15 rupee.
AUTOWALA -- Saab ye to beimani hai
Santa -- abe beimani kaisi???? Saale tu bhi to baith ke aaya hai..aadhe tu de :)))
Santa -- le 15 rupee.
AUTOWALA -- Saab ye to beimani hai
Santa -- abe beimani kaisi???? Saale tu bhi to baith ke aaya hai..aadhe tu de :)))
Joke of the Day
Teacher: What is your father?
Santa: I.C.S. in Summer & P.C.S. in Winter.
Teacher: What's that?
Santa: Ice Cream Seller in Summer & Pakoda Chai Seller in Winter :)))
Santa: I.C.S. in Summer & P.C.S. in Winter.
Teacher: What's that?
Santa: Ice Cream Seller in Summer & Pakoda Chai Seller in Winter :)))
Joke of the Day
Santa: My wife died yesterday..I am trying to cry but tears are not coming out,what to do?
Banta: No Problem...Just Imagine she came back :)))))
Banta: No Problem...Just Imagine she came back :)))))
Joke Zone
Santa ne bus me ek ladki ko chhed diya..
Ladki : Tumhaare ghar mein Maa behan nahi hai kya..
Joke of the Day
Santa: Train me raat bhar neend nahi aayi, upar ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi...
Banta: To exchange kar leta...
Santa: Kis se karta yar niche ki seat pe koi aaya hi nahi.. :))))))
Banta: To exchange kar leta...
Santa: Kis se karta yar niche ki seat pe koi aaya hi nahi.. :))))))
Joke of the Day
Santa: Mujhe uss ladki se bachao..
Banta: Kyu...???
Santa: Jabse maine kha "Dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga"
Saali Chaaku le k pichhe hi pad gayi......:)))))))))
Joke of the Day
Santa sharab peete peete ronelaga,
Banta: kya hua kyu ro rhe ho??
Santa: yar jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pee raha tha,
Uska naam yaad nahi aa rha...:))))
Banta: kya hua kyu ro rhe ho??
Santa: yar jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pee raha tha,
Uska naam yaad nahi aa rha...:))))
Joke of the Day
Santa: Doctor Kya Tum Bina Dard Kiye Daant Nikaal Sakte ho???
Doctor: Nooo....
Santa: Mai Nikaal Sakta hu...
Doctor: Kaise...???
Santa: he he he he he ......:)))))
Joke of the Day
Tom: saale ! 1 laat marunga mumbai ja k girega !!!
Santa: bhai mujhe dhire se 1 laat maro...paas k gaon jana hai....!!!
John: mein marunga to america me girega !!!
Santa: bhai mujhe dhire se 1 laat maro...paas k gaon jana hai....!!!
Joke of the Day
Teacher to Santa : Jehde insaan nu sun da nahi,os nu english vich ki kehan ge?
Santa : Jo marzi keh lo ji..Ohnu kehda sun na ae..:))))
Santa : Jo marzi keh lo ji..Ohnu kehda sun na ae..:))))
Joke of the Day
Santa ke ghar me ek billi rehti thi...Santa tang aake use kahi chodd aaya...Ghar aaya to billi pehle ghar ponch chuki thi..Santa dobara use door chodd aaya..Billi fir usse pehle ghar ponch gyi...Santa got angry...Ab billi ko bahut hee door chodd ne gya...Wahan se wife ko phone kiya - billi ghar paunch gyi k nahi??
Wife - Ponch gyi hai..
Joke of the Day
Santa: Dad Apne Padosi ki Ladki ko English nahi aati,
Father: Tujhe Kaise Pta?????
Santa: Maine Kha "GIVE ME A SWEET KISS" to Thappad Maar Kar Chali Gyi :))))
Father: Tujhe Kaise Pta?????
Santa: Maine Kha "GIVE ME A SWEET KISS" to Thappad Maar Kar Chali Gyi :))))
Santa Cleverness
Santa was giving railway interview:
Interviewer- What to do to avoid train accidents?
Santa answers Speed breaker should be made on railway tracks
Ha ha ha ha
Interviewer- What to do to avoid train accidents?
Santa answers Speed breaker should be made on railway tracks
Ha ha ha ha
Joke of the day
Santa Found Cigarette in Daughter's Room then think OH GOD she smokes?
after searching more Found Wine then again think OH GOD she drinks?
Then he saw a boy in his room and ask THANK GOD to ye sab es ladke ka hai :)))))
after searching more Found Wine then again think OH GOD she drinks?
Then he saw a boy in his room and ask THANK GOD to ye sab es ladke ka hai :)))))
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