Joke of the Day

Santa Mirror Vich Dekhke Kehda

"EH BANDA KITTE DEKHYA LAGDA"

fer thodi der soochke kehda

"YAAD AAYA"

Eh ta ohi Kanjar hai jo mere Viyah di album vich meri vahuti naal khada C

Joke Of the day

"No candle looses it's light while lighting another candle"
So never STOP showing answers in exams to your friends

"Student Welfare committee"

Funny Joke

Teacher to Student : Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.

Student: WOW ! :))))

Dard-E-Dil

Hum Kha Jayege Dard-e-Dil ki Dwa ke Liye
Khud se Juda na Kro Hume Khuda ke Liye
Ajeeb Baat Khi Usne Juda Hote Waqt
Koi Aur Dhund Lo Waffa ke Liye..........!!!

Joke of the day

Love Story Of an Engineer:
Main B.tech Main tha, wo BBA main thi ,
Main B.tech main tha wo MBA main thi ,
Main B.tech main that wo P.H.D main thi,
aaj uski shadi hai aur mera
Back ka paper hai.

Ha ha ha ha

Joke of the day

Ek chuhey ne ek pura suit kutar ke kha liya magar wo phir bhi bhukh se mar gaya kyunki wo suit malika sheravat ka tha...........

Smartness of boys

College ka first day

Boy to Girl: Tumhara naam kya hai?
Girl Reply: Mujhe sab didi kehte hai..:)

Boy: Wow...What a Coincidence mujhe sab Jija ji kehte hai :)))))))

Best Moments

10 Best Moments in life :

1) Giving the 1st month salary to parents with care
2) Thinking about your 1st love with tears
3) Looking at old photos n smiling
4) Thinking about your past school & college days
5) A sweet & emotional chatting with friends
6) Found money in old dress just when you needed
7) Holding hands with your loved one 4 a walk
8) Getting a hug from the one who cares 4 you
9) 1st kiss 2 your child when he/she is born
10) The moments your eyes are filled with tears after a big laugh

RUINED LOVE

Hi Friends,
Hope you are fine. Today , i am going to present my views on the topic which is very soft as well as very hard. It is soft for those people who got fruitful results and hard for those who got betrayal.It is only love which creates a beautiful atmosphere on this earth. Love is present in every kind , it is not a narrow river rather it is an ocean. Love for nature, love for nation, love for parents, love for children, love for teachers, love for animals etc.etc. Some people think that love can take place only one time and that too in teenage. We often see many live examples where a boy seduces a girl saying"MAIN PEHLI HI NAZAR MIE TUMSE PYAAR KAR BAITHA", "MAIN TUMHARE BINA AB JI NAHI SAKTA" BLA BLA BLA BLA. For example in college life Many students express their love for their opposite sex. But actually these feelings are not out of love. They just got attracted to the outer beauty only. Today, love has lost it's meaning. In present times, the eligibilities for love are: having beautifull face , good height , good figure , intelligence , pretty looks , and money also. Past times has seen inumerable love pairs: Sassi -Punnu , Heer-Ranjha, Sohni-Mahival , Dhola-Maru , Romieo-Juliet. In those times, they used to die in love , they challenged the social inflictions on them. Their victory was to meet in love and if defeated to meet death. But todays love, survives only for few days. Their victory is to meet in bed and if defeated to look for another body ...............................................................

2009-India

Hello Friends,
Hope you are all fine. And you might be thinking that the owner of this blog is gone nuts because this blog is related to love and he should have written some emotional thoughts in that. But my basic idea behind this blog is to focus on some serious issues of life. But never mind, i won’t be writing on any serious matter because today is 31st - Dec-2009 and we all are saying “SAYO NARA” to 2009 but we should not forget some of the major blunders of 2009 like- “Terrorist Attack on Taj hotel in Mumbai”. This was one of the most powerful and planned attack by terrorist on Indian soil .It created a big black spot on the face of India. As per to government data 100 were killed and 200 were injured in this tragedy. But due to this tragedy all Indians are stunned and felt like a child, whose parents were lost in a fair because our government was unable to take specified action against this attack. Take a look on this picture.
Terrorist attack on Mumbai ...
But even in those hard times our soldier laid their lives to save fellow citizens and foreigners. Now, can’t we take some time out from planning a party or enjoying, just for saluting those soldiers who died in this tragedy and pray god to provide some courage to their families. My intention is simple, we simply forgot those people who sacrificed their lives for fellow Indians. Every Indian is busy today in New Year celebration, but no one remember the faces and names of those brave soldier who died in this tragedy. Shame on you Indians, so selfish you are. This was the biggest tragedy for our life which we forgot and also those people who sacrifice their life for YOU!!!! Ok the choice is yours.
Bye.
Happy New Journey in which you forgot many things
Ha ha ha ha

Good Bye 2009

Hi friends, say good bye to 2009 and welcome 2010. So enjoy , every last moment of 2009. I share some experiences of my with you guys .
2009 is not a very good for me. This year, i can lost my good friend. His name is Gourav bedi a good personality , dashing look boy but before 6 month he met with an accident and unfortunately he's not more. So i pray to god Please provide peace to his soul. And after that My grandfather met with an heart attack. He is a very good person and Holy also. He loves me very much but as according to old proverb " Jaane Vale ko kaun rok sakta hai" and i thought this is right .So , that's my story . I think that Death and Life are the two sides of the same coin and we all have to admit this truth of life. So , at the end i wish u a very very "Happy New Year" and this year brings happiness for you .BBYE...................................

Quote of the day

Don't Except anything in life , expectation hurts a lot when you dont except , every moment is a surprise & every surprise brings happiness ..

Dear All Friends....Merry Christmas 2009

Wish You a Merry Christmas



Its December Month !!!!!

Its time to celebrate our holidays in Merry Christmas!!!!!!

"Wishing You all a Very Happy Merry Christmas-2009".



Christmas is the celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ. His birth changed the whole world -- and He can change your life today. Jesus was born in the little town of Bethlehem in Israel over 2,000 years ago; His mother was the virgin Mary. When He was born, an angel proclaimed to shepherds in the field "Unto you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord."

C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S:-
C is for the Child born that night to be our light.H is for holy is His name. R is for rejoice with gladness & joy. I is for Immanuel, God with us.S is for the star that led the Wise men to Him. T is for the truth & grace that was sent our way.M is for Mother Mary laying Him in swaddling clothes in the manger.A is for angels singing songs of joy.S is for salvation.
Quotes of Christmas:-
"Blessed is the season which engages the Whole world in a conspiracy of love".

"Christmas is not a time nor a season,But a state of mind.To cherish peace and goodwill,To be plenteous in mercy,is to have The real spirit of Christmas".

"Christmas waves a magic wand over this world,And behold, everything is softer and more beautiful".

"The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree;The presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other".


"Christmas gift ideas:To your enemy,forgiveness.To an opponent,tolerance.To a friend,your heart.To a customer,service.To all,Charity.To every child, a good example.To yourself,respect."
"We will honor Christmas in my heart,And try to keep it all the year."

Each year, it is traditional to give gifts at Christmas. Just as we give gifts to your loved ones, God is offering you a gift as well: the gift of complete forgiveness, freedom from sin, and eternal life with Him in heaven.

Some Cakes to U all



khamosh palke

Khamosh Palko Se Behkar Jab Ansu Aate Hai,
Aap Kya Jaane Aap Kitne Yaad Aate Hai,
Hum Toh Aaj Bhi Us Mode Pr Khade Hai,
Jha Aapne Kha Tha Thero Hm Abhi Aate Hai.........................

Aap Hamare

Aao saath me duniya bant le.
Samundar Aapka Lahre Hamari,
Asmaan Aapka Sitare Hamare,
Suraj Aapka Roshni Hamari,
Chlo Aisa Kre,Sab kuch Aapka aur Aap Hamare..!!

My Good Friend


My eyes,Detected...My heart, Reacted...
Thousands were, Rejected...But only you were Selected..
To be my Good Friend...Forever !!

Meri Zindgi

Apni to Zindgi ki ajeeb kahani hai,
Jis cheez ko chaha vo hi begani hai,
Haste hai to sirf duniya ko hasaane k liye,
Varna in aankho me bas pani hee pani hai.....!!

Thought of the Day !!

"Khansi JaanLeva ho Sakti Hai !
Khaas Karke Us Waqt JabAap Apni GirlFriend K Ghar
Uske Bed K Neeche Chhupe Ho....!!"

Aakhir Aise Kyu????

Kyu kismat apni se sabko shikayat hoti hai,
Kyu jo mil nahi sakta ussi se mohabat hoti hai,
Kitne kante hai gulaab me fir bhi,
Kyu dil ko ussi ki chahhat hoti hai....!!

O Kehndi

O Kendi Tu Mainu Inaa Pyaar Q Karda???

Mai Keha Reejh Hai Tenu Paun Di........

O Kehndi Hr Vele Inaa Udaas Q Rehnda???

Mai keha Udeek Khushi Teri Paun Di........

O Kehndi Hr Vele Sochda Q Rehnda???

Mai Keha Mainu Adat Ho Gyi Hai Tenu Soch Ch Apna Bnaun Di.....

O Kendi Kade Chann V Kade Chkore da Hoya???

Mai Keha Reejh Hai Is Aas Ch Zindagi Bitaun Di.....

O Kendi Mai Naaa Milli Tanh Ki Karega???

Mai Keha Koshih Karanga Zindagi Mitaun Di......

O Kendi Injh Karke Ki Milega Tenu????

Mai Keha Aas Jgavnaga Tenu ""Agle Jnam Ch Paun di""....

Dedicated to My Love