Today's Quote

“Life is like Piano, white keys are for happy movements and black are for sad movements, but remember always When both keys are played together then give a sweet music called life”

Joke of the day

Why 3 idiots is a super hit movie but not a super duper hit movie ??
Ans :- Because kareena ne 1 baar bhi nahi bola ki "Jahanpana Tusi great ho tohfa kabool karo"

Joke of the day

Santa Found Cigarette in Daughter's Room then think OH GOD she smokes?
after searching more Found Wine then again think OH GOD she drinks?
Then he saw a boy in his room and ask THANK GOD to ye sab es ladke ka hai :)))))

Happy Lohri

Meethe gud me mil gya til, Udi patang aur khil gya dil.
Sweet jayada aur namkeen thodi, Wish you a very happy Lohri.

Joke of the Day

Santa to his Wife on Suhaag Raat

Soniye teinu apne 2 bullan naal kujh kar k dikhavan??

Wife - haaye main mar javan, kro ji....

Santa - BurrrrBurrrrBurrraaaaaaaaaaaaa :))))))))

THOUGHT OF THE DAY

Treat Everyone With LOVE, Even Those Who Are Rude to You.
Not Because They Are Not Nice, But Because YOU Are Nice...!!!

A True Friend

A True Friend Irritates When U Say I M SAD,
Laughs When U Say I M SORRY,
Smiles When U Say MISS U,
N Kicks When U Say I M BUZY.........

Height of Technical Overdose ?

A computer software engineer falling from the roof of a multi-story building & shouting F1 F1 instead of help...help... :))))

Funny Joke

Boy: Chalte Chalte Yuhi Ruk Jaata Hu Mai,
Baithe Baithe Kahin Kho Jaata Hu Mai,
Kya Yehi Pyar Hai ???

Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hai,
Subah-Sham GLUCOSE Piya Kro :)))))))))

Joke of the Day

Santa free ghoom rha tha..

Banta: Kya baat aise kyu ghoom rhe ho?
Santa: Yar waqt ne mujhe barbaad kar diya aur ab mai waqt ko barbaad kar rha hu :)))))

Today Quote

Silence Between Two Unknown Peoples Creates a Relation...

BUT

Silence Between Two Known Peoples Breaks the Relation...

Joke of the Day

Santa Mirror Vich Dekhke Kehda

"EH BANDA KITTE DEKHYA LAGDA"

fer thodi der soochke kehda

"YAAD AAYA"

Eh ta ohi Kanjar hai jo mere Viyah di album vich meri vahuti naal khada C

Joke Of the day

"No candle looses it's light while lighting another candle"
So never STOP showing answers in exams to your friends

"Student Welfare committee"

Funny Joke

Teacher to Student : Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.

Student: WOW ! :))))

Dard-E-Dil

Hum Kha Jayege Dard-e-Dil ki Dwa ke Liye
Khud se Juda na Kro Hume Khuda ke Liye
Ajeeb Baat Khi Usne Juda Hote Waqt
Koi Aur Dhund Lo Waffa ke Liye..........!!!

Joke of the day

Love Story Of an Engineer:
Main B.tech Main tha, wo BBA main thi ,
Main B.tech main tha wo MBA main thi ,
Main B.tech main that wo P.H.D main thi,
aaj uski shadi hai aur mera Back ka paper hai.

Ha ha ha ha

Joke of the day

Ek chuhey ne ek pura suit kutar ke kha liya magar wo phir bhi bhukh se mar gaya kyunki wo suit malika sheravat ka tha...........

Smartness of boys

College ka first day

Boy to Girl: Tumhara naam kya hai?
Girl Reply: Mujhe sab didi kehte hai..:)

Boy: Wow...What a Coincidence mujhe sab Jija ji kehte hai :)))))))

Best Moments

10 Best Moments in life :

1) Giving the 1st month salary to parents with care
2) Thinking about your 1st love with tears
3) Looking at old photos n smiling
4) Thinking about your past school & college days
5) A sweet & emotional chatting with friends
6) Found money in old dress just when you needed
7) Holding hands with your loved one 4 a walk
8) Getting a hug from the one who cares 4 you
9) 1st kiss 2 your child when he/she is born
10) The moments your eyes are filled with tears after a big laugh

RUINED LOVE

Hi Friends,
Hope you are fine. Today , i am going to present my views on the topic which is very soft as well as very hard. It is soft for those people who got fruitful results and hard for those who got betrayal.It is only love which creates a beautiful atmosphere on this earth. Love is present in every kind , it is not a narrow river rather it is an ocean. Love for nature, love for nation, love for parents, love for children, love for teachers, love for animals etc.etc. Some people think that love can take place only one time and that too in teenage. We often see many live examples where a boy seduces a girl saying"MAIN PEHLI HI NAZAR MIE TUMSE PYAAR KAR BAITHA", "MAIN TUMHARE BINA AB JI NAHI SAKTA" BLA BLA BLA BLA. For example in college life Many students express their love for their opposite sex. But actually these feelings are not out of love. They just got attracted to the outer beauty only. Today, love has lost it's meaning. In present times, the eligibilities for love are: having beautifull face , good height , good figure , intelligence , pretty looks , and money also. Past times has seen inumerable love pairs: Sassi -Punnu , Heer-Ranjha, Sohni-Mahival , Dhola-Maru , Romieo-Juliet. In those times, they used to die in love , they challenged the social inflictions on them. Their victory was to meet in love and if defeated to meet death. But todays love, survives only for few days. Their victory is to meet in bed and if defeated to look for another body ...............................................................