Joke of the Day

Santa ke ghar me ek billi rehti thi...Santa tang aake use kahi chodd aaya...Ghar aaya to billi pehle ghar ponch chuki thi..Santa dobara use door chodd aaya..Billi fir usse pehle ghar ponch gyi...Santa got angry...Ab billi ko bahut hee door chodd ne gya...Wahan se wife ko phone kiya - billi ghar paunch gyi k nahi??

Wife - Ponch gyi hai..

Santa : Us kamini se bol mujhe aa ke le jaye..Mein rasta bhool gya hoon :)))

Joke of the Day

Santa: Dad Apne Padosi ki Ladki ko English nahi aati,

Father: Tujhe Kaise Pta?????

Santa: Maine Kha "GIVE ME A SWEET KISS" to Thappad Maar Kar Chali Gyi :))))

ISHQ

Hora Vangu Tainu Dil Cho Kad V Sakde C,

Ishqe Da bootta Apne Hatho Vad V Sakde C,

Pr Ki Kariye Tu Jaan Hai Saddi......

Nai Tah Duniya Vangu Tainu Chad V Sakde C.....!!!

True Words

KHUDA ne sapne me kaha,

Apane gamo ki yu numaish na kar,

Apne nasib ki yu azmaish na kar,

Jo tera hai tere dar par khud aayega,

Roz-roz usse paane ki khawaish na kar....!!!

Its A Fact

When you are happy you want to reach the person you love most...

BUT

When you are sad you want to reach the person who loves you the most...!!!

Santa Cleverness

Santa was giving railway interview:
Interviewer- What to do to avoid train accidents?
Santa answers Speed breaker should be made on railway tracks
Ha ha ha ha

Today's Quote

“Life is like Piano, white keys are for happy movements and black are for sad movements, but remember always When both keys are played together then give a sweet music called life”

Joke of the day

Why 3 idiots is a super hit movie but not a super duper hit movie ??
Ans :- Because kareena ne 1 baar bhi nahi bola ki "Jahanpana Tusi great ho tohfa kabool karo"

Joke of the day

Santa Found Cigarette in Daughter's Room then think OH GOD she smokes?
after searching more Found Wine then again think OH GOD she drinks?
Then he saw a boy in his room and ask THANK GOD to ye sab es ladke ka hai :)))))

Happy Lohri

Meethe gud me mil gya til, Udi patang aur khil gya dil.
Sweet jayada aur namkeen thodi, Wish you a very happy Lohri.

Joke of the Day

Santa to his Wife on Suhaag Raat

Soniye teinu apne 2 bullan naal kujh kar k dikhavan??

Wife - haaye main mar javan, kro ji....

Santa - BurrrrBurrrrBurrraaaaaaaaaaaaa :))))))))

THOUGHT OF THE DAY

Treat Everyone With LOVE, Even Those Who Are Rude to You.
Not Because They Are Not Nice, But Because YOU Are Nice...!!!

A True Friend

A True Friend Irritates When U Say I M SAD,
Laughs When U Say I M SORRY,
Smiles When U Say MISS U,
N Kicks When U Say I M BUZY.........

Height of Technical Overdose ?

A computer software engineer falling from the roof of a multi-story building & shouting F1 F1 instead of help...help... :))))

Funny Joke

Boy: Chalte Chalte Yuhi Ruk Jaata Hu Mai,
Baithe Baithe Kahin Kho Jaata Hu Mai,
Kya Yehi Pyar Hai ???

Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hai,
Subah-Sham GLUCOSE Piya Kro :)))))))))

Joke of the Day

Santa free ghoom rha tha..

Banta: Kya baat aise kyu ghoom rhe ho?
Santa: Yar waqt ne mujhe barbaad kar diya aur ab mai waqt ko barbaad kar rha hu :)))))

Today Quote

Silence Between Two Unknown Peoples Creates a Relation...

BUT

Silence Between Two Known Peoples Breaks the Relation...

Joke of the Day

Santa Mirror Vich Dekhke Kehda

"EH BANDA KITTE DEKHYA LAGDA"

fer thodi der soochke kehda

"YAAD AAYA"

Eh ta ohi Kanjar hai jo mere Viyah di album vich meri vahuti naal khada C

Joke Of the day

"No candle looses it's light while lighting another candle"
So never STOP showing answers in exams to your friends

"Student Welfare committee"

Funny Joke

Teacher to Student : Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.

Student: WOW ! :))))