"Symptoms" When You Are In Love...

"Symptoms" When You Are In Love

1. You Will Like to Listen Songs
2. You Get Stopped Where you See the name of Your Beloved
3. You Wouldn't Get Angry When your Friends Tease You
4. You Walk Slowly On the Road
6. You Like Rainy Season
7. You Like to See the Nature
8. You will Think of Them While Reading This
9. You Will Not Notice that 5th Point is Missing...
10. Now You Will Smile on Yourself

Its Confirmed that 'You Are In LOVE'

Slaam....!!

Tere Shehr Vlo Aundian Hwavan Nu Salaam,
Tere Val Jan Jo Ohna Rahvan Nu Salaam.,
Salaam Teriyan Yaadan Nu Yaara,
Bolde Jo Nit Ohna Kavan Nu Salaam,
Asi Hur Mushkil Seh Lende Jis karke,
Tere Valon Kitian Duaavan Nu Salaam...!!!

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Miss You Jaan !!

Kinaro se puchoo

Yu na har baat yaron se puchoo
Jo baat raaz ki ho isharo se puchoo
Lehro se khelna to samander ka shaunk hai
Lagti hai choot kaise kinaro se puchoo....

ज़रा देख के मोहब्बत करना...

आज खुशियो की कोई दुहाई देगा,
निकला है चाँद तो दिखाई देगा,
ए मोहब्बत करने वालो, ज़रा देख के मोहब्बत करना,
एक आंसू भी गिरा तो सुनाई देगा....

Yaad Aati Hai

जब जब ये सूरज धलने लगता है,
उस का नाम मेरे होठो पे खिलने लगता है..
कुछ इस तरह से उस की याद आती है,
कि ज़िन्दगी का हर पल महकने लगता है....

Dukh Wich....

Dukh wich sajan ve kinaara kar gye,
Hasde hoye zindgi nu ve beshara kar gye,
Kade rokde hunde si peen ton,
Jande hoye jaam wal ishara kar gye......

Mere Pyar

मै कितना चाहता हूँ, ये कैसे बताऊं तुम्हे,
मै कितना चाहता हूँ, ये कैसे बताऊं तुम्हे,
डर है उस खुदा का नही तो पूजता तुम्हे.

Kaash.......

Kaash kahin aisa hota,
Ki do dil hote seene mein...
Kahi ek toot bhi jaata,
To taklif na hoti jeene mein...

HAI YEH AAJ UNKI...

!! HAI YEH AAJ UNKI MUJH PAR YAROO KAISE MEHERBANI,

KE MAJE MAI PADH RAHE HAI MERE DARD-E-DIL KI KAHANI !!

REFLECTIONS

A store owner was tacking a sign above his door that read: "Puppies For Sale". Signs like that have a way of attracting small children and sure enough, a little boy appeared under the store owner's sign. "How much are you going to sell the puppies for?" he asked. The store owner replied, "Anywhere from $30 to $50." The little boy reached in his pocket and pulled out some change. "I have $2.37," he said. "Can I please look at them?" The store owner smiled and whistled and out of the kennel came Lady, who ran out in the aisle of his store followed by five teeny, tiny balls of fur. One puppy was lagging considerably behind. Immediately the little boy singled out the lagging, limping puppy and said, "What's wrong with that little dog?" The store owner explained that the veterinarian had examined the little puppy and had discovered it didn't have a hip socket. It would always be lame. The little boy became excited. "That is the puppy that I want to buy." The store owner said, "No, you don't want to buy that little dog. If you really want him, I'll just give him to you." The little boy got quite upset. He looked straight into the store owner's eyes, pointing his finger, and said, "I don't want you to give him to me. That little dog is worth every bit as much as all the other dogs and I'll pay full price. In fact, I'll give you $2.37 now, and 50 cents a month until I have him paid for." The store owner countered, "You really don't want to buy this little dog. He is never going to be able to run and jump and play with you like the other puppies." To his surprise, the little boy reached down and rolled up his pant leg to reveal a badly twisted, crippled left leg supported by a big metal brace. He looked up at the store owner and softly replied, "Well, I don't run so well myself, and the little puppy will need someone who understands." Don't we all need someone who understands? ~"Puppies For Sale" by Dan Clark~

I Hope

I hope you woke up this morning with a big smile on your face... I hope the sun is shining just for you and the birds are singing their very best songs... I hope your coffee is hot and tastes just right and the cats are purring contentedly, and the mailman waves a cheery hello and there are no bills in the mailbox... I hope that your day is filled with lovely surprises and friends call you up just to say "Hi"... I hope you feel on top of the world with a spring in your step all day... I hope just everything goes your way ... I hope everything is well with your world, a place for everything and everything in its place... I hope you can enjoy all you do and you are complimented on the way you look and you can laugh and talk and share to your heart's content... I hope you have all you wish for yourself and those dear to you, and all your dreams come true... At the end of the day I wish you a perfect moon shining just for you, a snug and cozy bed with the softest of pillows and I hope you sleep like a lamb with a smile on your face... I hope you have a perfect end to the perfect day and I hope that every day is just as wonderful in its own way... I hope your day is ... Filled with love.

Twin Theory :o

Funny Mathematic Result !

It's time to phone a friend for a little math fun ...

get your calculator.. .

this works!

(Note: Ignore your area code and use only your seven digit phone number)

1) What are the first 3 digits of your phone number? (do NOT include the area code)
2) Multiply by 80
3) Add 1
4) Multiply by 250
5) Add in the last 4 digits of phone number
6) Add in the last 4 digits of phone number again
7) Subtract 250
8) Divide by 2

Is the result your phone number?

Let's Learn English

A Company Conversation:-

(Music. Beep.)

Secretary: - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.
George B. : - Good, send her in.
Secretary: - Yes sir.

(Hangs up. Condi enters.)

Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr. President.
George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.
George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
George B. : - Well, that's what I want to know.
Condoleeza : - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.
George B. : - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes.
George B. : - I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The guy in China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The new leader of China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The Chinaman!
Condoleeza : - Hu is leading China, Mr. President.
George B. : - Whaddya' asking me for?
Condoleeza : - I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George B. : - Well, I'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza : - That's the man's name.
George B. : - That's who's name?
Condoleeza : - Yes.

(Pause.)

George B. : - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleeza : - That's correct.
George B. : - Then who is in China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.
George B. : - Then who is?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.

(Pause. Crumples paper)

George B. : - Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.
Condoleeza : - Kofi Annan?
George B. : - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.
Condoleeza : - You want Kofi?
George B. : - No.
Condoleeza : - You don't want Kofi.
George B. : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.
Condoleeza : - Kofi?
George B. : - Milk! Will you please make that call?
Condoleeza : - And call who?
George B. : - Well, who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza : - No, Hu is the guy in China.
George B. : - Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Kofi.
George B. : - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condoleeza : - Hello. Rice, here.
George B. : - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know.

Romantic SMS Collection - Enjoy

If I'm in hell & u r in heaven, I'll luk up & b glad of u. If I'm in heaven & u r in hell, I'll pray 2 God 2 send me down coz the heaven is not heaven without U

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Science has proved that Sugar melts in water, so please don't walk in rain, otherwise I will lose such a SWEET friend like U.

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The mind 2 friends are like the lines of railway track.

They never meet... but has go together to save the derailment of the Train called Friendship.

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Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that's not true.

Every time I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.

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Painting is feeling, never spoil it.

Face is a book try to read it.

Luv is precious, b ready to sacrifice 4

it & Friendship is like a mirror, never break it.

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A smile is a way of writing ur thoughts on ur face, telling others that they are accepted, liked & appreciated. So, here's a big smile just for U

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Friends r like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold u up, sometimes u lean on them. But sometimes, it's enough to know they're just standing by.

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I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may not have the most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem… a friend like you.

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Friendship is like war easy to start, difficult to end and impossible to forget. So I am having war with you, I hope you don't want peace.

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1 Advice- Don't change,
1 Request- Take care,
1 Wish- Don't forget me,
1 Lie- I Hate U,
1 Truth- I Miss U,
1 Hope- We'll always be Gud Friends.

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True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don't believe that this condition is permanent

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Ice is a cream, luv is a dream but r friendship is evergreen. Don't make friends bfore understanding & don't break a friendship after misunderstanding

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Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye;

Saathi to woh bhi hai jo jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi

jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye.

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It's gud to have money & the things it can buy but it's also gud to check once in a while & make sure u haven't lost the things money can't buy.... FRIENDS!

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Have a Heart that never breaks; Have a Smile that never fades; have a touch that never hurts; Have a Friendship that never ends, Like Ours!

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Whenever I look at my palm, I wonder which of those tiny cute crisscross lines made me so lucky to have a sweet & nice friend like U. Good Morning!

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We smile at whom we like, we cry for whom we care, we laugh with whom we njoy & we become angry with whom we feel is our own. That's Friendship, that's Luv

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Cheers :)))

Bad Location For a Car Wash :)

Funny Jokes :)))))))))

1
Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did'nt u Xchnged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower
Berth..

2
Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night,
nobody
Will b there....... ......
Girl goes at night & really nobody was there

3
A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for
Filling up. U knows y?
FORM said " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".

4
A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered

huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was? . . . .. .
He opened a Saloon in Punjab !.

5
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

6
Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?

7
Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater...
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them
TIRED&RETIRED!

8
19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME
IN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS

ONLY FOR ABOVE 18...

9
A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face

in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat
him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"

10
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

11
Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs
tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why
he does this.
Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."

12
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
mouth....... ......... . WHY?
because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should
be light"_-=

13
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in
column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!

14
SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY.
HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF
- I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE,
THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....

15
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to
his college.
U knw Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper
is leaking...

16
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

17
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa

18
ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS
HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?

HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER

19
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult
question ever - What will come first, Chicken or
egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first...

20
A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was
laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have a Air cell phone but still hutch
network is following me.

21
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs

back.!

22
A teacher told all students in a class to write an
essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote
"DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

23
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This
Packet Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u
could have posted it....

24
What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any
spelling mistakes.


25
Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder

to you'........ ...
Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you
NEXT YEAR.


26
WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT
EMERGENCY?
** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.


27
Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly..... ..
Wife asks why...
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10

28
A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll
apply NEXT YEAR

29
Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa
who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like
all d passengers in d car he was driving..



30
Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible
looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

32
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't
read very fast..

33
Sardar news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard

in Punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500
bodies and are still digging for more..

34
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes
walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji
replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".

35
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man
says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last
words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON OXYGEN TUBE!"
3 6
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with
his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing ?
He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping.

Taaunting Images ;)