Today's Quote

Relation are not an exam to pass or fail, Its not a competition to win or lose.
Its a feeling in which you care for someone more than yourself..!!!!

Nvr Ignore Any Msg

ITZ TRUE STORY.
Dere Ws A Guy Who Was Tired Of Reading His Gf's Msgs Wch Always Contaned I Luv U,Mis U Or Hve U Taken Ur Meal?????etc..1 Nite While Layng On Bed He Rcvd Msg From Her Bt He Did Nt Bother 2 Read It N Went 2 sleep...Nxt Day He Got A Call from His Gf's Mom Saying Dat "Her Daughter Killd Last Nyt"He Den Read Da Msg In Wch It Was Written""Honey Plz Cum Here N Help Sum1 's Following Me"Dis Is D Msg 2 Boys & Girls Who R In Luv Nvr Ignore Any Msg ...Spcly from ur Luvd 1s...Read it...Wen U Rcv It..

Teri Ulfat

Teri Ulfat Ko Kabhi Nakkam Na Hone Denge,
Tere Pyaar Ko Kabhi Badnaam Naa Hone Denge,
Meri Zindagi Mein Kabhi Suraj Nikle Naa Nikle,
Teri Zindagi Mein Kabhi Shaam Naa Hone Denge.

Sweet Insult

Ek Ladka gadhe ke samne gir gya.Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kha "Apne bade bhai ke pair chhu rahe ho?"
Ladka : Ji Bhabi Ji  :)))

Height of Innocence

A girl praying on new year eve, "Dear Lord this new year please send clothes for those poor ladies who are in my friend's laptop...:)"

Joke of the Day

(Raam Lela shuru hon ton pehla)

Ravan: Ram 1 bidi dede.
Ram: chal-chal, apna bandal khridla

(Raam lela shuru hon to baad)

Ram: Ravan, Seeta dede
Ravan: kyu tu bidi diti c :))))

Today's Quote

Every person around you is going to heart you. At some point of time, but its upto you to decide what is important, the PAIN or the PERSON.

Nice Lines

Phool se pucha gaya "tune to di hai khushbu tujhe kya mila?" Phool ne kha - "Dene k badle lena to vyapar hai, Jo dekar bhi kuch na mange vahi to PAYAR hai..!!!"

Joke of the Day

Santa: My wife died yesterday..I am trying to cry but tears are not coming out,what to do?
Banta: No Problem...Just Imagine she came back :))))) 

Always Remember

Don't Love the Love unless the Love Loves you and if the Love Loves you, Love the Love in such a way that it doesn't love anybody else....!!!

Joke Zone

Santa ne bus me ek ladki ko chhed diya..

Ladki : Tumhaare ghar mein Maa behan nahi hai kya..

Santa: Kya pta, mein to subah se ghar se bahar hu  :)))

Joke of the Day

A Girl to his Boy Friend


Es week roz shopping krege..
Next week roz movie dekhege..

Boy Friend : Uske agle week roz mandir jayege...


GF: Kyu??


Boy Friend : Bhikh mangne  :)))

Beautifull Lines

God : Why is your heart bleeding?
Girl: Because i am writing on it the name of the boy whom i love.
God: But Why??
Girl: Because you forget to write his name in my destiny...:(

Strange Reality

Sometimes Peoples are Nothing..You Make them Something !!!

But

When They Become Something..They Feel that You are Nothing !!!

Today's Quote

Full stop  is not end, because we can write a new sentence after it. Same in life, Failure is not the real end, but it can be a real beginning of success....!!!

Joke of the Day

Girl (Boyfriend se) : Ab hume shaadi kar leni chahiye.
Boyfriend: Voh to theek hai..par humse shaadi krega kaun? :)))

What should teachers learn from us ?

'Consistency' - Once a Zero, always a zero result !!
'Voice Modulation' - From shouting proxy in 4 different voices !!
'Presentation Skill' - To present same answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions !!
'Art' - From the benches of classroom !!
'Stamina' - Its not easy to hear them for a full hour !!
'Humanity' - Giving others chance to top the class !!
'Respect' - We always call them ''Sir" when they are around !!

Joke of the Day

Santa: Train me raat bhar neend nahi aayi, upar ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi...
Banta: To exchange kar leta...
Santa: Kis se karta yar niche ki seat pe koi aaya hi nahi.. :))))))

Today's Quote

Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they will love you back!! Don't expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their heart, but if it doesn't , be content it grew in yours. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, a day to love someone but it takes a life time to forget someone...!!!

True Words

We grow old filled with regrets

For things not done

For words not said

For love not shown

Life's too short buddy

Do What makes you happy today...!!!