Understanding a Girl is like Downloading a 2GB file with 2 Kbps speed and when you have downloaded 99%, you will get an error....

"Unrecognized Format"  :)))))))))

GOOD THOUGHT

Nothing can be changed by
changing the face
BUT....
Everything can be changed by
facing the change!

Friendship Quote

All I do may be wrong, all I feel may be stupid, all I say may be nonsense. But I know I sound right when I say,"You are a wonderful friend of mine"

Height of Fashion

A Six Months Old Baby Boy Goes to a Huggies Outlet Centre and Ask...?


"Dude Levis Ka Low Waist Nappy Aaya Kya?"  :))))))

True Lines

Life is nothing when we get everything


BUT


Life is everything when we miss something


Real value of people will be realized only in their absence.

Nice Thought

Kissing is best practice for lips.It keeps the lips 

WET
SOFT
FLEXIBLE
&
REDDISH PINK


So Always keep kissing
to
SWEET CHILDREN ONLY  ;)))))

Heart Touching Lines

"Ek Arse Baad Mile Toh Mera Naam Puchh Liya Usne ,

Bichhadte Waqt Jisne Kha Tha Tumhari Bahut Yaad Aayegi !!"

FRIENDS

On the shore of life,friends are like waves.
They come and go but
They touch in such a way that a
Feeling of closenes always
Remain forever......!!

FUNNY LINES

ZINDAGI Me Sda Muskrate Rho,
Fasle Kum Kro ,Dil Milate Rho,
Dard Kaisa bhi Ho, Koi Gum Na Kro,
IODEX Khrido , Aur Lagate Rho.

TRUE FACT

"EVERY great success is an
ACCUMULATION of thousands of
ordinary efforts that no one
else see or appreciates."

GOOD THOUGHT

Even if you fall on
your face,
you are still moving
FORWARD.

THOUGHT OF THE DAY

Success is the fight
BETWEEN
you and yourself

Funny Quote

Before Marriage : Roses are red, Sky is blue, You are beautiful, I love you.
After Marriage : Roses are dead, I have flu, Don't eat my head, Parre mar tu !!!

Nice Lines

I am weak in maths but i am able to count the minutes which i spent with you !
I am weak in history but i have never seen a sweet heart like you in my whole life !!

SAD FACT OF LIFE

"It's Tough When
Someone Special Begins
To Ignore You,
BUT
It's Even Tougher To
Pretend That You
Don't Mind..."

NICE THOUGHT

We spend our days waiting for
The ideal path to appear in
front of us...
BUT
We forget that the path is
Made by Walking
and not by Waiting.

DOSTI

DOSTO ke bina ZINDAGI viran hoti hai
Akele hr rah sunsan hoti hai
Ek pyre se dost ka hona zaruri hai
kyunki uski DUAAO se hr mushkil Aasan hoti hai.

ZINDAGI

Zindagi jab kisi dorahe par aati hai,
Ek ajeeb si kashmkash me pad jati hai.
Chunte hain hum kisi ek rah ko,
Par dusre rah ki yaden shayed ZINDAGI ban jati hain.

GREAT LINES

Life can b happier and
Stress-free
If we remember 1 simple
Thought:
We can't have all that we
Desire,
but GOD will give us all that we
Deserve......

Hard Fact To Digest

Whatever relation you buildup
in this world,
the only thing that remains
at last is the loneliness
with lots n lots of memories.

Joke of the Day

1 Ladki , Ladka se puchti he, "Batao Bache kaise hote hai ?"
Arey sharmao mat bataona 
Ladka chup?
Ladki : Arey bewkuf Itna bhi nahi pta
Bache shararati hote hai  :))))))))))))

GOOD LINES FOR LIFE

"EVERYBODY seems to be special
At first sight

BUT

ONLY very FEW will remain special
to u till your sight.."

BEAUTIFUL LINES

A Great thinker was asked
What is the meaning of LIFE?
He replied-
"LIFE itself has no meaning, LIFE is an OPPORTUNITY to
Create a meaning".

Beautiful Line

Beautiful Line Written at Petrol Pump


"AVOID GIRL FRIENDS, IT SAVES 90% PETROL "     :)))))))))

Funny Quote

Whenever a BOY makes any important decision, he closes his eyes, thinks a lot, listens to his heart, uses his brain 

and 


Finally does what his GIRL FRIEND says.....:D

Funny Quote

Arranged marriage is "While you are walking unfortunately a snake bite you"

BUT

Love marriage is dancing in front of you a cobra and saying "Chuma Chuma de de"    :))))

Happy Valentine Day


THOUGHT OF THE DAY

If we both exchange 1 rupee,
we both have 1 rupee each,

BUT,

If we exchange 1 GOOD Thought,
we both have 2 GOOD Thoughts..

TRUE LINES

"HOPE & END" r always
there for EVERYONE..,
It depends on US how
we deal with them.,
like
'A HOPELESS END'
OR
'AN ENDLESS HOPE'.....

True Lines

When GOD pushes U to the
EDGE OF DIFFICULTY,
Trust HIM Fully.......
Bcoz only Two things can hapn
Either He'll catch U when U fall,
Or He'll teach U how to Fly...

Good Thought

Past is a WASTE paper,
Present is a NEWS paper,
Future is a QUESTION paper,
LIFE is an ANSWER paper,
SO CAREFULLY READ AND WRITE.

NICE LINES

Missing you gets easier every day because
Even though it's one day further from the
LAST Time we saw each other
AND
it's one day CLOSER to the NEXT Time
We will MEET..!!!

NICE QUOTE

Nothing is interesting,
If u r not INTERESTED..!!!

Happy Promise Day Friends


TECHNOLOGY IMPACT

IN year 2050 father angrily to his L.K.G kid:-


"I told you a hundred times , you were really born 



NOT DOWNLOADED.....!!!!"

Happy Teddys Day Friends








BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT

Life is not just waiting for someone

who is made for YOU.

BUT,

Life is living for someone

who lives because of YOU.

Today's Quote

Life is like a three pages of book

First Page  "Birth"
Last Page  "Death"
Center Page  "Empty"

So Fill it with Smile, Love, Faith & Enjoy the Life!!

BEST THOUGHT

If you stand for a Reason, Be Prepared to Stand ALONE
Like a TREE.

If u Fall on Ground, Fall as  SEED That GROWS
Back to FIGHT Again.

TODAY'S QUOTE

A Women is completely harmless and doesn't believe in violence




only until her nail polish gets dry.......!!!!!:-)

Funny joke

Ek Budi Mar Gyi
Ladies Ron Lagia, "Bebe kithe gyi, jithe na dhup na cha, na roti na sabzi, na bijli na pani'
Santa Bante nu- "Yar dekhi budi kite sade ghar ta ni chali gai"  :))

Most Touching Reply

A Boy Says,"I LOVE YOU" To A Girl.
But The Girl Says That She Likes Someone Else.
Boy Got Sad & After Few Seconds, Looks At Girls & Says,


"BAANDRI"  :))))
Heart is bottle of perfume.If you never open it nobody knows the fragrance inside it.If kept open always, you loose your fragrance.So open it wisely for somebody worth.

Today's Quote

Once when i feel i am avoided by someone, I never disturb them again because da1 who thinks i am disturbing them will never know how much i can for them.

Dedicated to My Love