HAPPY NEW YEAR FRIENDS

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Friends

Breakup Tips

How to create the biggest doubt in your lover's mind for you?
Very Simple :)

Just suddenly SMS him/her
Saying-
"I Love You too"
;))))))))))))))))

Strange but True

A great proverb which will really make you think..

DAY BY DAY NOTHING CHANGES BUT WHEN YOU LOOK BACK EVERYTHING DIFFERENT

What is Unreasonable Demand?

Two south African's wearing black suits and standing in front of a white wall and asking for a colored photograph  :)))))

Most Innocent Prayer

A little girl was praying on her birthday "Oh Lord on this birthday of mine please send clothes for all those poor women in my brother's Laptop."  :)

Suspense of life

You always know "For Whom" you are praying but you never know "The person who is praying for you!"

I hate it when someone hurts my friends. not because i feel for them but because when they are hurt, they become sad and when they become sad....

Saale bahut bakwaas karte hai :))))))

Joke of the Day

AUTOWALA -- Saab!  30 Rupee hue.

Santa -- le 15 rupee.

AUTOWALA -- Saab ye to beimani hai

Santa -- abe beimani kaisi???? Saale tu bhi to baith ke aaya hai..aadhe tu de :)))

Most Painful Moments in Life

1) Loving friend avoiding you without reason.

2) Dear one suddenly stop messaging you.

3) Friends calling on Birthday but not wishing.

4) The person whom you never forget in life forgets you permanently.

5) Attending the marriage of lover.

Nice Quote

When someone cares for us, we think they are boring us.

But when we really need them, someone else have already liked their boring care ....:)

Funny Lines

A Frog asked an Astrologer "Please tell my future"

Astrologer: A young smart girl will touch you.

Frog: Wow! great!! but when and where?

Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab :)))))))))

MY RESOLUTIONS FOR SECOND YEAR OF COLLEGE:

1. I won't take cell phones to class

on Saturdays and Sundays! :)))

2. I will study the topics every night

before each exam! :)))

3. I will listen to the lectures carefully 

only when they are about holidays! :)))

4. I will not encourage mass bunk

when i am already on leave! :)))

5. I will not let my friends do the ragging

alone! :)))

Height of "Ohh Shit.." like situation.

A guy takes blade and writes his girlfriend name on his arm.

&

&

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makes a spelling mistake....:))))

Beautiful Lines

A man asked God,"I Want Peace"
God replied,"Remove the 'I', that is Ego; Remove the 'Want', that is Desire; and 'Peace' will be automatically yours."

Today's Quote

Here's a line that very few understand :

Tears don't come when you miss a person.

But it comes when you don't want to miss a person....!!!

Funny but True

In the corridors of mall why do boys hold hands of their girlfriend because if they will leave then girl will run away in shops for shopping.It looks romantic but its economic...:)))

For My Best Buddies

Someday if i die.

Don't think i left you.

Just have look towards the sky,

My tear will be a raindrop on your cheek to say

I Still Miss You !!!

My True Friends

My Life means alot to me...Not because i love my life but because i love the peoples in my life.

World Says, They are called "Friends" but i call them my "World"