Joke of the Day

Santa ke ghar me ek billi rehti thi...Santa tang aake use kahi chodd aaya...Ghar aaya to billi pehle ghar ponch chuki thi..Santa dobara use door chodd aaya..Billi fir usse pehle ghar ponch gyi...Santa got angry...Ab billi ko bahut hee door chodd ne gya...Wahan se wife ko phone kiya - billi ghar paunch gyi k nahi??

Wife - Ponch gyi hai..

Santa : Us kamini se bol mujhe aa ke le jaye..Mein rasta bhool gya hoon :)))